why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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