I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Randomize
