it wasn't lemon gatorade
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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