You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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