Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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