I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You pole danced in your parka.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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