ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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