You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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