Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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