we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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