I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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