Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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