the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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