Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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