he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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