My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is wine microwaveable?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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