I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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