i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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