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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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