your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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