If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I currently don't understand fingers.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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