I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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