Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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