I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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