Whoa Z and x make the same sound
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I am mentally ready for anal.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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