Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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