the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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