East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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