His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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