So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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