Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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