if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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