Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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