Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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