Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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