They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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