i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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