I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies