So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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