Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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