Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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