Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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