Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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