she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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