Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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