Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i would punch a child for taco bell
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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