let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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