dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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