margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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