I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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