In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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