do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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