lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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